Drunks of the world rejoice, for today a centuries-old problem has been solved. I have created an app that will tell you the shortest path to your bed while stopping at N bars on the way. You can select you mode of transportation: walking, biking or driving. Try it today by visiting my server at http://shiny.simoncoulombe.com/shiny/crawlhome/ using username guestand password room. Clicking “get me home” will have you hang for about 10 seconds before showing the map.